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Tue Oct 01 15:50:43 2002:
So I Guess the Launch Went Well...
*** BEEP *** Thank you for calling T-Mobile, Palo Alto. No, we do not have any T-Mobile Sidekicks left. You should have got your ass out of bed and camped out in front of the store. Then maybe, MAYBE, you would be holding one in your hands right now. Assuming you survived the STAMPEDE. Seriously, I am putting in for hazard pay on this one. Anyway, in the unlikely event you are calling about something else, leave a message and we'll call you after we get back from having donuts and listening to jazz next door. Thank you for calling T-Mobile. Oh yeah wait! Don't bother calling Sunnyvale next -- they don't have any either. *** BEEP ***
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Mon Oct 07 13:10:18 2002:
Ok, One Other Explanation
STOP LYING TO ME SON! Your mother and I *know* you're back on drugs. She told me that you've been talking to your goddamned GAME BOY for a week. Surely, there is no other explanation!
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Wed Oct 23 15:59:04 2002:
"HEY, NUMBER 57, PIZZA WITH ONIONS AND MUSHROOMS TO GO!"
"Hmm? Oh that's me, thanks."
Quality Time
"...and yes, this email is very long, but since you left me, I have learned what is really important to me, and focus, really focus, and not be distracted by the little things in everyday life. That's why I have sat down and set aside this time for you - just for you - so I can tell you how I feel. I think"
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