Identity Crisis
Harold privately obsessed about why all his friends with hiptops chose the same Identity icon for his address book entry. Were they trying to send him a message? Was his hair really that unruly? Was sweat constantly flying off his forehead? That guy has pretty pointy ears - were they implying he was some sort of Vulcan? Or was it all just a coincidence? He vowed to ask one of them the next day, but, as always, he never did.